ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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