Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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