I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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