Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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