One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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