You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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