okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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