I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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