Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
