Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
her facebook's as public as her vagina
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you had me at cake vodka
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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