She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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