How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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