I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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