We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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