I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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