I wish i was in the wii world.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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