My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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