Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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