Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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