she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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