I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
