I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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