Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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