Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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