Christians are straight up FREAKS
My friends, they love my intelligence
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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