Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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