so explain again why im purple
no
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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