TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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