that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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