its not stalking. its research.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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