How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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