Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
