You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When did angry sex become our thing?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
try to milk me bitch
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
