no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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