walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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