I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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