just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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