How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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