Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
