like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
