I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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