bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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