hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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