I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
