i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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