I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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