who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
did i walk over a car last night?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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