OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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