Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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