Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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